As I tucked my 5-year-old twins into bed, I realized their understanding of unconditional love:
Raven: Dad, we love you, even if you yell at us. Even if you rip out our eyeballs, we still love you.
Chloe: Are you going to die soon?
Me: Why do you ask?
Raven: If you die and eat our brains, I'll still love you.
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